doosh 

Pronunciation: 'düsh
Function: verb
Etymology: unknown. Possible Scandinavian or German origin.
1 a. that which is here or especially now b. an immediate moment of awe that can’t be defined with mere words
2 a masculine greeting, salutation or goodbye
3 an assertion of freedom and justice
4 Northern MidwestU.S.: a sign of a completion.

What a wonderful world. I just tapped my bowl out. Doosh!

doosh by Scoop Jackson December 28, 2005

Doosh 

a guy who listens to dance music in his/her car (GOES DOOSH DOOSH DOOSH). usually accomapnied by ugly highlighted hair and chair all the way in the BACK position

'That person is such a DOOSH'

Doosh by EVIL MOJO JOJO April 21, 2006

doosh 

Insult to describe one's stupidness or silliness. Also, to describe one's shyness to the opposite sex.

1. "You're such a doosh!" *pushes*

2. "Don't be a doosh, silly billy!"

3. "Jonathan, you are acting like a doosh! You can't even say 'Hi' to a girl!"

doosh by TARTARSAUCE. September 22, 2008

doosh 

1) the comic book sound your fist makes as it embeds in a the side of a douche's neck
1b) the exclamation you make as you punch him

2) badly misspelled attempt at writing douche (short for douchebag, as in he's only good for flushing old cum out of a whore's cunt!

John: Ok, Deke, these here are classy chicks, play it cool, I need to get laid tonight -- don't fuck it up!
(enters party)

Deke: Which one of you cupcakes wants to give me a blowjob?

John punches Deke deep into his neck fat, while loudly exclaiming, as if making a karate move, "DOOSH!"

John, thinking, "I knew I shouldn't have brought that fucking douche!"

doosh by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 3, 2013

Doosh 

To have sexual intercourse with someone.

I'd doosh that.
They're dooshing eachother.
Wanna go back to mine and doosh.

Doosh?

Doosh by ipeach September 5, 2009

Doosh 

Doosh is referred to as Mario Kart double dash or when your hanging to play some Double dash...It tells people your serious about playing it straight away. Its often accompanied with noodies (noodles) of some delicious flavour. All in all its just so god damn good you cant fucking say no!

Guy 1: Cmon dude lets play some Doosh!

Guy 2: Hells yeah! Chicken or Curry?

Doosh by tastytreats December 9, 2009

DOOSH 

When someone brings you down unsuspectedly

He said my hair looked like a helmet,he completely dooshed me!

DOOSH by isabella fane September 1, 2008