Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to 

It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.

Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.

Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.

Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to by Pushover42069 January 22, 2020

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

Two meanings::
(1) What you say to a friend (female/male) when you don't wanna hook up.

(2) What you say to a friend(female/male) when you do wanna hook up but dont wanna to seem so eager, when in all reality you are.

(1) "I've always liked you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship"

I don't want to ruin our friendship by Gino July 11, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

Something a girl says when she doesn't really want to go out with you but still wants to be able to get inside of your wallet. Also see I love you, but I'm not in love with you.

'Would you go out with me?'
'I would, but, I really don't want to ruin our friendship..'

I don't want to ruin our friendship by Shelley July 11, 2004

I don’t want to take Abilify 

I’m not psychotic. My stupid P.O. is trying to make me take these dangerous drugs. I don’t want to destroy my body.

I don’t want to take Abilify

I don’t want to take Abilify by Evilous Dark Power December 6, 2020

You don't want no sauce 

A comeback or phrases used when in a argument or as a response when you don't want to hear the other person anymore T.A.P

Mom- Ty clean your room

Ty- I don't want to clean it

Mom- What did I say, you better clean it now
Ty- You don't want no sauce!
Mom- ??????
Ty- Exactly

You don't want no sauce by Djknockonwood January 12, 2012

You don't want 

What you say at the start of a question to influence the answer (usually to suit yourself)
Instead of asking "do you want..."

Passenger: "You don't want petrol money do you?"

Driver: "Ummm... no, course not..."

You don't want by Ozzy01 January 16, 2011

I don't want to ruin our friendship 

What people say when they don't wanna date someone; essentially saying, "Ewww, I can't believe you just asked me out!!!!" But trying to let you down gently.

"You're a really nice guy, but I don't want to ruin our friendship." The head cheerleader said to the nerd who asked her to the prom.

I don't want to ruin our friendship by Nicole July 11, 2004