dogwater

a) NOUN - A form of 'A Priori' inert, knowledge which forms the basis of all Human Understanding.

b) The Christian Belief in Original Sin.

We are all born with Dogwater on the brain which is the basis for why humans can be sooooo mischievous !!!

by Colin Goodlad December 16, 2003

Dogwater

It's exactly what it sounds like. Obviously it's used as an insult. If you don't understand it then you are also dogwater.

"I played completely dogwater in that game!"

by karlhater26 December 20, 2020

Dogwater

A meaning used to describe how bad someone or something is.

Wether they don’t hit top bin shots or can’t crank 90s in fort it’s.

The saying can be used in any way shape or form.

How did you miss that trickshot he was literally afk, your so Dogwater.

Holy crapped on, I just triple edit crapped on you your so dogwater.

Nah I don’t wanna play 3s with you cause your Dogwater.

by 93 rated Icon Card January 25, 2021

Dogwater

it is a term coined in the 1960s. it means semen and other fluids secreted at orgasm. It is often used as an insult today tho. it is often used in games when you are shit at the game.

you are an absolut dogwater.

by Water___boy February 2, 2021

dogwater

when you bad at a video game

bruh ur literally dogwater
Lmao ur dog water

by dankmanboi February 3, 2021

Dogwater

UR DOG WATER AT THE GAME U SUCK

Yo ur so dogwater at the game

by dogwater1111 February 3, 2021

Dogwater

Adjective;
Subjectively bad at a popular video game, such as Fortnite or Rocket League. Often used as a non-derogatory insult by kids aged 7-13 in anger.

Justin: “Oh my god, that dude is so dogwater!”
Derek: “Shut up Justin, you’re more dogwater at Fortnite than anyone else at school.”

by gentlesmol January 11, 2021