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Dilfza. Our savior

Anon: have you seen dilfza?

Anon2: yes, *lip bite emoji*

by SnowGaming March 20, 2021

National DILF Day

Similar to National MILF Day which is celebrated on May 23rd every year, National DILF Day is celebrated the day after on May 24th. On this day we celebrate hot dads and their smokin' bods.

Becky: Have you seen Connor's dad? Tell him happy National DILF Day, he is SO sexy.

by tonyscum May 7, 2021

DILF Flipping

When two couples come together for shenanigans and focus their time, for the duration of the the experience, on the opposite spouse; this experience is has previously been known as wife swapping. DILF Flipping is a non-patriarchal, modern, female forward term for wife swapping

Hey Suzie, when the four of us go out this weekend, are you comfortable DILF Flipping again? I really want that back massage with with strings attached your husband has been promising me

by kinkybabysteps November 4, 2018

Dilf Cookie

Almond cookie from cookie run. I want to eat his almonds. Almond handcuffs 😩

You: Dilf cookie almond cookie
Me: Auh~

by bopolokoiojoho October 15, 2021

DILF Magnet

A girl, usually in her early to mid-twenties, who tend to attract older men who are typically married & usually have kids. A girl can only claim the title of a "DILF Magnet" if she goes for an extended period of time of only getting hit on by DILFs & not guys her own age.

Jordyn: *siiigh of frustration* It happened again....
Chelsey: How old was this one?
Jordyn: 37.
Chelsey: Divorced?
Jordyn: and two kids.
Chelsey: God J, you're such a DILF Magnet!

by Perfect4 August 21, 2012

Dilfer-ized

1. Restricting a quarterback from throwing the ball and instead allowing him to hand off the ball to the running back and rely on the defense to win football games.

2. Treating your QB like the turnover prone bitch he is and letting your RB and OL do all the work.

2000 Baltimore Ravens started Trent Dilfer over Tony Banks after two consecutive losses. The Dilfer-ized Raven's offense would gain 1,364 yards rushing from Jamal Lewis. Trent Dilfer finished the year with 1,502 yards passing in 8 starts.

2009 Cincinnati Bengals Dilfer-ized their quarterback, Carson Palmer. Palmer finished the year with 3,094 yards passing while Cedric Benson gained 1,251 yards rushing

Woody Hayes basic coaching philosophy "three yards and a cloud of dust" - aka Dilfer-ized Philosophy

by Chad Stones January 7, 2010

honorary DILF

A hot man over the age of 30 who could be a DILF (dad I'd like to fuck) but has no kids.

Chris Evans is an honorary dilf.

by gatekeepsebastainstan August 24, 2021