the man the myth the legend , he is the reson why chicks in germany were helmets when engaged in sex.
by macnesa 23 May 2, 2003
Get the dick donkey punchmug. a person who is such an asshole that kicking them where the sun doesn't shine is too much of compliment. They must be punched in their dick for adequate humiliation.
by 191704812123 August 24, 2009
Get the punch dickmug. Punching someone in the dick while simultaneously punching them in the neck.
Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.
Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.
by GeorgeJungII September 5, 2012
Get the Dick Neck Punchmug. When people in Kentucky don’t respond to my emails, texts, or phone calls they get an extra special dick punch
by TNDSE May 23, 2019
Get the Kentucky Dick Punchmug. When a dude takes his dick and swirls it around in the punch bowl at a party. Thus creating a dick flavored punch for all party goers to enjoy.
-Bro I totally just ruined the punch, make sure to stay away from it.
-Dude what did you do?
-I used my dick as a stir stick, and made some dick punch.
-Dude what did you do?
-I used my dick as a stir stick, and made some dick punch.
by Merry_Dickmas December 12, 2022
Get the Dick Punchmug. See dick punch.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
Get the Long Distance Dick Punchmug. When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.
by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023
Get the Monkey dick punchmug.