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Diagraphephobia

noone cares about eteled so shut up fnf fans
diagraphephobia is the fear that you are stuck in a computer file whatever and you're gonna get deleted
phobia of being deleted. yes. that exists.
by Sanic Hegehog May 29, 2022
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diagnamate

Verb meaning to make something dull or uninviting sound interesting, like when talking to children. Teachers also diagnamate a lot.

Usually shown with exclamation marks in the written word.
Mother: "We're going to Grandma's house!! Isn't it so exciting?!?!"
Son: "Don't diagnamate, Grandma's house is boring."

Geology teacher: "Look at this amazing piece of granite!! Can you see how it has formed -really- slowly?!?!"
Student: "Sir's diagnamating again."
by teal_dream November 22, 2011
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Diagra

Common anti-diarrheal medication (e.g. Kaopectate, Pepto Bismol), but utilized solely for the purpose of obtaining a longer bowel movement during a blumpkin. This is incredibly helpful for avoiding a premature shit during a blumpkin. Can be used in tandem with viagra to maintain maximum blumpage.
"Maintaining a bowel movement is just as important as getting one. DIAGRA can help with both. This can lead to a more satisfying blumptual experience with your partner."

"My girlfriend and I decided that we were ready for blumpkins, so I took Diagra to maximize the effect."
by Blumpbert April 6, 2009
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Diagrafophobia

The fear of video files or video game files getting deleted.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
I think I have Diagrafophobia!
by Schtopp October 18, 2020
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Dingram

1. A gentleman of leisure who is expert in many fields.

2. A Renaissance man; a polymath

3. A career college student who drinks exclusively Natty Light
Dude, why do they call you Dingram?

'Cause my email handle is D-ingram
by Profestivus March 23, 2013
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sefeleperetic diagranopghraphic hemelorbloge (SDH)

A fuckup so profound that it simply cannot be described with plain English.
Did you hear Fred left the stove on and his house burned down? That was a total sefeleperetic diagranopghraphic hemelorbloge (SDH).
by The Not So Jolly Giant September 28, 2020
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DIAGRAMIC

Pronunciation: 'Dia-Gra-Mik

Function: adjective

1. A way of describing a poorly drawn drawing or diagram.

2. A colleague or co-worker who posseses no interpersonal skills and lacks understanding of basic concepts. Has a fundamental problem with commitment, working as part of a team and the requirement of effort. Usually responsible for much resentment and one of the root causes for low morale and low motivation in the workplace.
"That Mike's a real fucking diagramic tosser!"
by Mike Newman June 22, 2005
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