derald

Another word for "old man." Derald has trouble seeing without his "readers" and often mistakes the "emergency medical call button" for the "up" button on elevators. Derald also has trouble seeing 18 foot long fishing boats. Derald is a hard working and driven man, and commonly responds to "sir." Derald is an amazing family man and a wonderful boss.

You are as old as Derald!

by brick house/RV July 25, 2014

Dental Appointment

Repeatedly punching someone or something in the face; so much so that they require a dental appointment.

Bro #1 - Bro, that guy's been talking shit about you all day...
Bro #2 - What!? Man he's just asking for a dental appointment...

by Paul_5921 February 14, 2012

Dentally ill

When you are driven half mad with toothache

'I'd love to go out tonight, but I'm dentally ill!

by anneymouse August 15, 2011

Dentally Challenged

Someone who is challenged dentally. This would be someone with severely crooked teeth. This could also be someone missing teeth. Rotting teeth also counts. These people usually haven't ever gotten their teeth cleaned.

Person 1: Dude did you go to Ronny's house?

Person 2: No, his dad is so freaky he's Dentally Challenged.\

Person 1: Was he a meth addict?

Person 2: Yeah Dude, I think he is.

by Bartholemew Farter April 15, 2010

dental dam

a triangular rubber sheath used for performing safe oral sex on a female.

by i'm the boi June 24, 2003

dental handshake

The act of giving an expertly applied oral sex act. Professional in nature and all business.

Jane and I didn’t go all the way last night, but she did give me a stellar dental handshake.

by KC Krush February 4, 2018

dental floss

Good product to buy to keep your teeth at their best, but also a wonderful way to remove pubes from your teeth after a guy/girl has gone down one a hairy lady, with a large flower bed

Guy 1: "I heard that she's well hairy that girlfriend of yours"

Guy 2: "Better remember your dental floss tonight then eh?"

Guy 3: "Nah she aint, she has a beautifully trimmed and waxed minge." <*embarrassed*>

Guy 4: "What's that in your pocket then?" <*points to dental floss*>

by Gma June 9, 2005