Danurday

Danurday, the day of the Dans.

Danurday is a club (of an unspecified amount) of people who are all named Dan, Danny, Daniel, or similar (must contain 'Dan').

Danurday takes place on every Wednesday, otherwise known as Danurday.

Look at that Dan, it's Wednesday. Happy Danurday, ya legend!

by ghostinthecable June 7, 2021

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Hurtz Donut

The act or prank of asking someone if they would like a "Hurtz Donut". If they reply yes, they are punched as hard as possible and told: "Hurts, don't it?"

Hey Patrick, want a Hurtz Donut?
Okay! (then punched)
Hurts, don't it?

by Anonomouslyinurpants November 18, 2010

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DAONU • Daonuea • donut • danus • donut hole • Daoud • donuting • donut puncher • Danuts • donut shop

Dumb Donut

Someone who isn't the brightest. One could even say they have a gap between their ears. They are essentially the opposite of a smart cookie.

Carol: My sister is pregnant and I can't wait for the gender reveal. It's so exciting to find out if I'm going to be an aunt or uncle.

Carl: Oh Carol, you are a dumb donut!

by Sheepherder37 June 4, 2020

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donuthead

The equivalent of a crackhead, but with donuts.

Two dozen donuts later, she came back from her break in a donuthead stupor, entirely unaware of how obvious it was to her workmates.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 10, 2019

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Hot Donut

A hot donut occurs when you engage in anal sex with a person who has herpes.

Guy 1: Yo man, I need help! I banged this chick in the ass last weekend, and now I have a dick zit! It burns when I pee! What do I do?!

Guy 2: Uh oh. I'm sorry, man, but it sounds like you've ordered up a hot donut. You'd better call for a Valtrex prescription from Dr. Poindexter.

Guy 1: OH NO, DUDE!!!

by BigDeff June 25, 2012

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