devil damned

A situation from which there is no winning outcome, similar to checkmate, catch 22 or out of the frying pan. If devil damned you MUST act, even though the act will be fatal.

From the top of the burning building the choice was devil damned - to jump or stay and die either way.

by righter January 28, 2010

poetically damned

someone so beautiful that their beauty cannot be described in words.

guy 1- dude, have you seen beth today? shes so.... so....
guy 2- dont hurt yourself, mate. that chick is poetically damned. youll blow a fuse if you try describing her.
beth- hey guys ;p whats up?
guy 1&2- uhhhhh *drools*

by lorenzo mactire December 27, 2011

Van Damned

To shut off the light while someone is defecating in a public stall, rendering them as blind as Jean Claud Van Dam during one of the final scenes in Bloodsport. The Dam is changed to Damned to reflect the situation of the defecating person in question.

I can't believe that Kyle Van Damned me!

by Terin of PO January 1, 2009

the Damned

Kickass punk rock band. Formed back in the 70s and still going strong

Neat neat neat, she cant afford a cannon, neat neat neat, she cant afford a gun at all

by Unknown User June 6, 2004

Demographically Damned

When two people love each other, but cannot make the relationship work, because their upbringing and backgrounds are too diverse, and they don't have enough experience in common to bond completely.

"Harry and Sheila were perfect for each other except they were Demographically Damned. He could never come up to her level."

by Mamahipster November 7, 2011

Shit up to be damned

When an article of clothing and or furniture has been soiled by feces to the point where it cannot be salvaged or cleaned sufficiently for further use.

Eric was so sick with a stomach flu recently, when he sneezed, his pants and the couch were completely shit up to be damned!

by Lance Heston December 27, 2017

theatre of the damned

Kino Der Toten as referred to by Richtofen.

Richtofen: Entry 741021! Perhaps the station will hold the key to the real goals of Group 935. I still do not trust my unconventional allies, but they are of great use to me. But I digress. Who would've thought the MDT was capable of time travel? How many stations does this group have? Where did that little girl disappear to? Only time will tell what new questions await us in this...THEATRE OF THE DAMNED!

by Damnits May 24, 2019