daffynition

A comical, or at least absurd, definition. Such a definition makes sense from some facetious or offensive point of view.

Calling the Rolling Stones a landslide would be a daffynition.

Many of the UrbanDictionary defintions about alternative lifestyles, politics, and religion are daffynitions.

Daffynitions are the basis for many common euphemisms.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

Daffodility

Your inner girliness; hidden female nature

iCarly: 'Embrace your inner daffodility!'

by bookaddict209 May 30, 2009

Demarkus Daffodil Deshillobopingus the 3rd

the most legendary name a person could ever bear.....

Guy 1: Yo did you see that guy?
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: The guy with the really long and cool name
Guy 2: Oh you mean Demarkus Daffodil Deshillobopingus the 3rd? Yeah hes a giga chad

by TheEggdog123 October 21, 2021

daffodil puncher

a person (male or female... mostly male) who can not properly satisfy a woman via the great art of fingering. If you are called this you probably poke the vagina harshly rather than gently massaging it as it should be.

"Shame on you daffodil puncher!" SHAME

by Thomas Jay September 16, 2005

Daffa

A guy who usually has the biggest dong of the friend group, he also has the best smelling cologne.

"I had a great time with a Daffa last night, his cock was massive"

by utopeeuh March 18, 2021

Daffah

something weird, abnormal, out of the ordinary.

"Wow! Your handwriting is very daffah!"

by Her February 23, 2004

yaffle daffle

A word of exclamation to be employed when one is socially obliged to say something but isn't sure if he or she should respond positively, negatively or neutrally. When one wants to show something is notable but lacks infomation on what attitude to form about it.

Husband: How was your day, honey?
Wife: It was pretty average.
Husband: Yaffle daffle.

by Honourmemberofyd May 11, 2009