D.A.V.E. system

A no-fail way to get a girl (plus a great story).

Acronym for:

Dabble in friendship
Approach cautiously
Value time together
Extend story-telling

Friends at the hockey game:

Dave: Hey, check out that girl there.
SF and JBK: Wow, she's cute. You gonna go for it?
Dave: Of course. The D.A.V.E. system never fails.

Later in evening:

Dave: Guys, you have 45 free minutes? I have a great story!!!
SF and JBK: No, not again.

by system creator May 2, 2011

D.M.V

D.M.V is basicly D.C,Maryland and Virginia but together

Person 1:Yeah Son Im from the D.M.V

D.M.V is the home of the realest people, Party Corner, one of the hardest part of u.s.a

by Aquafina2047 June 8, 2009

V.D.S.

See Vaginal Deprivation Syndrome.

I think I'm having V.D.S.; I'm really sore since I haven't even got laid since last year!

by edw007 February 16, 2005

V'd Up

When ones fecal matter is too long that when flushing the toilet, it cracks and goes down in the shape of a "V".

Oh man I V'd Up in that public washroom.

by Tyler Sager January 11, 2009

all V’d out

When you are tired of taking Viagra to have sex and would prefer to get get a regular hard-on entirely on your own.

Well I’ve gotten to the point where I’m all V’d out because there’s something about popping a pill in order to fuck that has stopped being such a turn-on.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

D.A.V.Y.

Dumb Ass Version of Yourself

When you're drunk, you become a D.A.V.Y.

by mdub783 July 19, 2014

E.A.M.Q.E.A.D.M.V.E.E.M.D.M.A.C.E.C.N.L.H

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E.A.M.Q.E.A.D.M.V.E.E.M.D.M.A.C.E.C.N.L.H

by anonymous June 15, 2021