d.o.g.

Delusions Of Grandeur

A D.O.G. is someone with the potential to have really big dreams but without applying oneself will end up just eating the dirt, metaphorically speaking.

A D.O.G. usually starts out very timid or perhaps somewhat of a spaz in social situations. They show all traits of an extremely bright but also very underdeveloped individual.

D.O.G. in a classroom: Dude I think I'm gonna go to college and get my AA degree or something. But then I'll want to work a good job too, I mean I don't want to flip burgers or anything like that. Maybe then I'll meet a nice girl with cute boobs and butt and go out with her and once I make enough money we'll be able to go on expensive dates and then we'll get married and have lots of babies. Hurray!

Other students: Okay whatever... (sigh)

P.E. teacher: Alright maggot give me 10 push ups

D.O.G.: But sir my arms hurt

Everyone else: OKAY JUST SHUT UP THEN PLEASE

by Balfdor August 15, 2006

D.O.T.S.

the other man, an acronym D ick . O n. T he. S ide.

Hey girl ya man can't hang tonight better find some D.O.T.S.

by sexymamma4yaboi December 18, 2010

D.O.M.

Dirty Old Man

Kim: here comes the D.O.M. that has been trying to buy me drinks all night!

by sleepdocquotes January 26, 2009

D.O.P.B.

acronym for: "Drinking other peoples beer".

Dude, ...Why B.Y.O.B. when you can D.O.P.B.!

by Phat Brightness October 18, 2008

d o double g

1. Snoop Dogg, the incredible rapper from Long Beach...(one of his many nicknames)

2. A "gangzta" spelling of the word 'dogg.'

1. Man, did you see da D O double G in concert last night? shit was off da hook!!

2. Wasup my d o double g??

by jcdluvr27 April 27, 2005

D.O.A

Police term: "dead on arrival"

Bruce was D.O.A, he had 20 Mac-10 shells in his chest

by ac January 31, 2004

D O M

A DIRTY OLD MAN who perves/touches/looks for younger wemon, a pedo etc.

i saw your dad havin' a perve on your little sisters friends the other day, he is a D O M

by Horse September 24, 2005