Ted Cruz

Some politic person idk, but i do know him by his rightful name... the ZODIAC KILLER! It has been proved, case closed, Ted Cruz IS the Zodiac Killer. He is using his supreme artificial intelligence and strength to fight his nemesis, Sir Donald Trump, in the battle to win the presidential election.

#caseclosed #truezodiackiller #tedcruz2k16

"Who are you voting for"
"Ted Cruz"
"Who's that?"
"Oh, yes you'll know him as the Zodiac Killer"

by MemeOgrelord July 12, 2016

Ted Cruz

The thing you say/call out at a party when you want everybody to leave.

Ted Cruz. Time To leave people. Ted Cruz. Put the drink down.

by John JDJ July 20, 2016

Ted cruz

The zodiac killer

Ted cruz is the zodiac killer

by Anonymousfart July 7, 2016

Cruzing

Looking for porn on Twitter. Bonus points if you get caught "liking" one of the posts and blame it on a hack, then on a staffer.

I understand the problems the country currently faces, but I plan to spend the night Cruzing.

by SheriffBoss September 13, 2017

Ted Cruz

Also known as "Lyin' Ted", "Ted Scruz", "El Rato Cruz", "Canadian Ted", "Rafael Cruz", "Zodiac Killer", "Booger-Eatin Ted", "cheaTED", "Rat", "Pandering Cruz", "Five-Mistress Ted".

Ted Cruz holds the Bible up high, puts it down, and then he lies!

by TheRealZodiac May 23, 2016

Ted Cruz

The Zodiac Killer.

"Ted Cruz, the dude who is the Zodiac Killer"

by BERNFEELTHE August 22, 2016

Ted Cruz

Code to let people know it's time to leave a room or party.

It's time to Ted Cruz guys, it's getting late and I have work in the morning.

by The Real Agent Smith July 21, 2016