TheRealZodiac's definitions

Ted Cruz

Also known as "Lyin' Ted", "Ted Scruz", "El Rato Cruz", "Canadian Ted", "Rafael Cruz", "Zodiac Killer", "Booger-Eatin Ted", "cheaTED", "Rat", "Pandering Cruz", "Five-Mistress Ted".

Ted Cruz holds the Bible up high, puts it down, and then he lies!

by TheRealZodiac May 23, 2016