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1 definition by
TheRealZodiac
Ted Cruz
Also known as "
Lyin' Ted
", "Ted Scruz", "
El Rato
Cruz", "Canadian Ted", "Rafael Cruz", "
Zodiac Killer
", "Booger-Eatin Ted", "cheaTED", "Rat", "Pandering Cruz", "Five-Mistress Ted".
Ted Cruz holds
the Bible
up high
, puts it down, and then he
lies
!
by
TheRealZodiac
May 1, 2016
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