master of the custodial art

The 'real' name of a janitor.

I am a master of the custodial art.
Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it.

by PaD May 13, 2005

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custogynistic

adj. - company exhibiting hatred of customers

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Comcast keeps raising their rate and their service is terrible. They must be a custogynistic company.

by ogman July 13, 2020

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The only reason establishments are able to properly function. The only reason the Breakfast Club is what it is. The only reason our world is a some-what sanitary place. My strange affection for custodians cannot be placed into words, as they are too SKILLED for human comprehension.

It was no coincidence that my best friend's and my lockers were smack dab between the custodians' lair...

by mags&jules October 22, 2006

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Custodial Intercom

Noun: Garbage chute

"Hey, have you seen Dave?"

"Let's see if we can reach him on the custodial intercom."

by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008

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Custodial Engineer

A master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it...give those Custodial Engineer's a break!

"Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke
Scarface: Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, dick!"

"I'm a Custodial Engineer...not a janitor!"
"ooo you make your job sound special..."

by IIIIXIII313 October 28, 2007

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