cursed poop

Cursed poop is scary. When you eat of it you will be possessed by the poop demons, Instead of the poop angels that live in poop creek. And if you smoke it You will be shat upon by lord shit.

Wow I had the worst dream last night I was forced to eat cursed poop. I got sucked in a portal were my dick was sucked till I died.

by Mannnnly October 4, 2019

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Cursed Vape Boy

Any male high school student who has ever posted or been tagged in a picture of himself vaping or drinking.

"Did you see Danny's last post on instagram?"

"Yeah, I never realized he's a Cursed Vape Boy.

by nervous_child February 15, 2019

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Cursed Knowledge

Facts, skills, and knowledge that make life worse after learning them. The content in question can range from mildly troubling to absolutely revolting.

Dave: Did you know that Google Home responds to "Hey, uwu" and "Okay, uwu"

Ben: *tries it*

*Google Home responds*

Ben: ... That is cursed knowledge, and

by akuwardmoments February 25, 2020

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cursed word

A word that has been cursed. It‘s still readable, but just very cursed

T̴͍̺̝̠̳͍͈̳̦̯̩̬͈̝̟̥̀̂͑̅͊̇͊̉̀̈̓͜͜͠h̶̛̳̺̻͉̺͓̻̝̩͔̟̠̪̹͂̇̈̇̎̋̾̚i ̛̙͖͙͉̹̩͈͂̈́̓̿̈́̽́̀͋͊̾͌̚͜s ̨̱̣͙̯̪̲̺̗̓͌̇̏͜͜ ̧̻̩̖̤͓͌͑͑͐̊̔̃̊͐̓̿̃̊̕͘͠ỉ̴͖̠͇͔̤̯̞̌̀̉͋͂̃̍͑s ̛̛̛͍͍͕̭̱̂̈́̇̂́̋̇̈̋̿̒͋͗̈́̿͝͠ͅ ̵̳͉͉̞̞́͌̊̀̊̆͝a ̧̡̧̡̬̜̼͓̝͕̺̰̭̰͓͓̦̀́̑̋̐͊̎̅͆̚ǹ̵̢̤͍̖͙͉̹̟̠̱̠̻͙̱̠̩͈̱ͅ ̴̢̨͎̥̺̬̱͕̭̻̜̼̀̇̍͛̇̓̿ͅe ̡̨̨̦̼̩͉͍͖̫̲̯̜͖̞́͑̋̉́̾͑͊̔̽͌́͗̈͑̋͗̀̕͠x ̨̧̡̡̨̻̦̩̯̳̬̺̥͇̱̰̑̂͗̃̈́̍͆̋̔͐̉̓̑̕̚c̶̠̗͖̾̿̍͒͌͋͗̏̄̃̀̊̽̄̿͗͝ă̶̧̨͍̼͉̬̝͕̼͇̠̘͆̀͗͆̔̈͒͑̿͛̉͜͜͝m̵̖͎̝̯̟̬͔͈̱̱̾b̴̧̛̙̼̲͙̦͙̰̪͍̝͕̟͎̃͛͑͑̀̇̽̓̋̉̈́̀̾̆̐l ̡̨̦̭͉͔͕̼̯͆͂̔̍̎̈̀̒̋̆̾̓̈̆͊̍ȩ̴̗̲͙̟͚̹̙̜̌̚ ̨̫̱̞̠̣̜̫͚̜̟̆̽͛̉̾̒̋̊f ̱̯̥̆̾̿̇̿̂̿̏̈̉̚ȯ̴͇̺̭̫̖̍̉̿̎̔̐͌͐ȓ̵̡̧͔̙̙͓̮̺̠̹͚͉͈͈̤̽̀̀̋̌̅̆̑̈́̔̀͗̂̐̓͗͆̕͠ ͈̦̠͓̠̹̪̝̤̑̉̋͗́̌͝a ̧̛͓̠̺͍̭̫͈̣͖̍̍̓̒̅̓̅̾̑̇͂̐͜͝ ̴̢͎̰̏̄͊ͅc̶̢̨̗͕̹̦̝̳͍̦̘͕͇͎̰̹̻̣̏̅̐̏̈́́͆̄͋̀̐͝͝ư̵̤̻̪͉̈́̀̊̒̃́̀͗̈r̵̢̢̧̩͓̗̲̗̦̙̝͕̪̱̫͎̻͈̐͊͐̇̚ś̵̢̠̥̺̭̮̞͕͓̗͍̤͐̈́̑͂̈́̀̃͆̀̿̓̿̋̃̏͋̄̕͜e ̛̥̳̥͉̘͇͖̲̙̫̦̞̟͖͜ͅd ̺̮̺̗̹͇̜̯̰͕̜̓̀́̄͒͐͂̀̍͘ ̟̭̜̠̥̣̱̺̮͗w ̰̭̏̅͗́͘o̴̧̧̡̺̩͈̙͓̺̘̝̝̣͕̠̍́͜͜r ͈̠͙͉͚̪̣̱̣̻̖͖͓̪͉͔͚̎̎̾̆̀́̀̑̇̆̐͋̎̈́͌̕͘͘͠d ̨̮̟̖̹̙̥̠̻̥̦̰͐́͐̏͋͊͌̽̀̿̊̀̓͆͜͠͝͝ ̨̛̼͉̗̬͔͇̯̒̒̎̕ş̵̢̞̲͚̬̱̹̰̣͇̣̘̭̯̣̺͖͇̔̿̀͆̽̚͝e̵̛̬̦̼̻̞̫̫͚̫̳̲͍̰̤͊̐̈͒̎̍̔́̎͐̍̊́̽̕ṋ̴̩̻̙̩̹̻͎̟͍̽͐̏̇̊̈́̄̌̐̿̉͛̚t ̡̛͖̳͔̬͈̙̙̅͂̔̿͗̽͆̆̽̀́̀͊͊͊̚e̴̘̝̗͔̙̿̀̒̌̾͑͑̆̕̕͝͠n̴̢̡̗̫̻͖͔̦͚̭̩̮̞̂̔͗̂͠ͅc ̨̢̙͍̫͈͉̩͕͇͕̲̻͖͍̖̙̳̃̇̓̌̓̃̃̊̾̏̀̚̕͜ë̵̛͎͑̐̏̔̍̀͑͆̅̎̚. Cursed word

by Awesomeamazingperson November 29, 2021

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Cursed Hot Pocket

A spicy dinner option, but with a twist~ ;)
Choose from flavors such as:
- Nails
- Bam & Bheese
- Obama & Cheese
- Depression
- White Static
- Flintstones Vitamins
- Aquarium Gravel
- The Void

"Come one come all to the greatest dinner option of them all.
Introducing the Cursed Hot Pocket!!11!!!1!"

by Stan Key Bousi June 10, 2020