I carried a watermelon.

From Jennifer Grey's character, Baby in Dirty Dancing when she was talking to Patrick Swayze's character, Johnny and holding a watermelon. Used when you're talking to someone you like and say something completely embarrassing.

Crush: Hey, what's going on?
You (holding watermelon): I carried a watermelon!

by droppingeaves August 16, 2005

Carried by 6

Getting carried in a casket by 6 casket bearers to the hearse immediately after a funeral, right before the funeral procession. Then, after the funeral procession, get carried again by 6 casket bearers from the hearse to the gravesite.

I rather be judged by 12 then carried by 6.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 17, 2006

Curlied

when recieving a handjob if the giver is unsuccesful then you have been curlied.

person 1: "dyou hear about james? he got curlied last night."

person 2 : man ats gutting hope he aint got blue balls

by POLLA GRANDE May 20, 2017

Darren Currie

Generally considered overtly attracted to children, Darren is a good teacher and a better friend always looking out for others (especially under 10s) to help even give them a lift. If you ever meet a D. Curie cherrish and relsh their precense as they do your bedroom.

"LOOK OUT DARREN CURRIE IS CUMMING!!!"

by v1CT1M February 22, 2021

carried

to be 'told off' or dissed

After a girl tells off a guy, a bystander might say to the dude, "Oh damn, you got carried!!!"

by Cara BG March 13, 2004

carried her to the train station

When you fuck a girl so hard that she cannot walk on her own, and must be carried in order to get home.

I hit that so hard I carried her to the train station.

by frank-the-tank January 1, 2014

carried sarcasm

sarcasm that is played out longer than one witty remark and the person being sarcastic never confesses that he was being sarcastic; undying sarcasm

Jenny: How was the smoothie?
Salman: It was Amazing! You are a smoothie genius.
Jenny: Really?
Salman: Yeah! I just love the fact that it was warm and that you used raw fruits instead of ripe fruits. And adding salt was the greatest idea ever. Splendid!
Jenny: I'm glad you like it.
Salman: I freaking LOVE IT! I love salt in my smoothies.
Jenny: I honestly did not think that it was that good.
Salman: Oh trust me friend it was Genius.
{this is carried sarcasm because the smoothie was obviously terrible}

by Sally Vally May 27, 2011