Shane Curley

Gaming-aslymus worst ever LT
The Largest man to ever live
A curley someone who weighs 5 tons with fingers the size of 5 thick sausages tied together
Starts Section F's and fails hard, then runs away and hides

Holy fuck he weights a quater of a curley

by LoLcurley June 01, 2024

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Curley Sue Disease

An incurable disease which hinders one’s ability to do anything productive in life. With origins stemming from Canajoharie, Ny, people with this disease are usually found roaming the streets in a zombie- like trance, complaining at Price Chopper, and melting down when they don’t get what they want. Symptoms of Curley Sue Disease include delusions of grandeur, poor hygiene, the complete inability to tell the truth, bad breath, the sudden appearance of curly hair, the sudden urge to get shitty haircuts, and reverting back to one’s two year old self when they don’t get what they want.

Person 1: why is that Price Chopper cashier throwing a temper tantrum?

Person 2: oh him? He’s got Curley Sue Disease. Best to avoid interacting with him. His hair’s ugly too.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 31, 2023

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Jake Curley

A very tall man that acts like an ape and always has an insane amount of energy. If you take care of him. he will surely take care of you. He is a nice guy at heart but a hard ass on the outside.

Jake Curley is a pretty cool dude!

by RandomGuy746894 February 12, 2022

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