cuntstipation

(n.) Occurs when rock-solid fecal matter is ejected from the vagina onto a person or object, or into an appropriate container.

For our younger, more sensitive readers, cuntstipation is when shit comes out of a girl's pussy (snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet).

Husband: "Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, sweetheart?"

Wife: "Oh no, not tonight, honey... I'm having a bad case of cuntstipation."

Husband: "It's okay, dear. I was just having a sperm-retention headache."

by Rick Roberson April 21, 2011

fuck you cuntlips

fuck you cuntlips is a semi common expression in certain parts of the greenbelt and similarly held in so called "army brat" camps where kids brought up to be moved around frequently with their army families learnt a catchy comeback to annoying and stupid comments that angered them.

"Where's your mum?"
"Fuck you cuntlips, she left my dad and me to fend for myself you fucking cuntlips."

by Jason Mosely October 25, 2009

cuntstipated

When a woman is pregnant and misses her period she is cuntstipated.

"I think I'm cuntstipated. I haven't had my period in three months."

by Hank Kaplan May 23, 2008

cuntlip

A pussy lip

cunt lip

Joe took a trip to his local liquor store and made a sad discovery that his favorite beer was nowhere to be seen on the shelf. At this very moment Joe yelled, "Cuntlip!" out of complete frustration

by Kiiy Chaain October 3, 2012

cuntstipated

can get erection but unable to ejaculate

poor old kevin looked down, shrugged, smiled to himself and said plaintively, "blimey, kylie, i must be cuntstipated!"

by theWestHamfan January 9, 2004

Cuntslipper

An exclamation of pain that helps to sooth injury or express regret.

see fucksticks or twatsticles

"Cuntslippers!"

"What?"

"I've just stubbed my toe/I've got the wig but I forgot the moustache."

by sebinho9 June 5, 2010

cuntslapper

One of the homosexual orientation, esp. female who enjoys masturbating her partner.

that chick is a cuntslapper

by Herman_The_Sick June 10, 2003