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Continuity maskurbator

Wuhan Flu nostalgic individual still sporting a surgical mask in 2023.
"Professor Michie's gone tonto again. I just saw her wearing a mask while driving alone in her car."
"No surprises there. Woman's an absolute continuity maskurbator."
by Old Phardt February 8, 2023
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Linear Continuity Syndrome

Linear Continuity Syndrome

Is when a Person cannot play or watch a Game / TV Series / Movie that has a deep, connective and emotional story or plot-line without starting over from the very beginning (Sometimes not at all if the story is that Emotional to the person).

If a game has multiple choices and is impacted on the way you play then the first play-through of the game will be determined as Canon to the player (Even if said choices are perhaps not Canon to the game's universe) and any other play-through with different choices will seem wrong.

Even when they do start over from the beginning it will never feel the same and only leave memories of sadness to well up inside the person.
Person 1: Hey man, want to replay the Mass Effect Series?

Person 2: Sorry dude, my Linear Continuity Syndrome would scream at me if I did.
by Jhin Wick October 16, 2019
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Cuntiosity

The mindless pursuit of arch, feral, lowest-common-denominator stupidity.
Reality TV is a prime cuntiosity.
by Everard Fitztightly October 17, 2012
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contiguity

Metastate in which shared surfaces are stipulated as enclosed.

Impossible to prove in terms of language (structural convergence).

Implies cohomorphism or internal duality (disymmetry).
Contiguity creates internally closed surfaces. This is called conformalism. Conformalism is built on structural symmetry (structural duality).

It is impossible to prove a bijective (contingent imperative) relationship between contiguity and conformalism using structural convergence (linguistics).
by tomorrowtomorrow November 12, 2018
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cuntinitious

Cuntinitious. It's when people cannot help being a cunt, it's a very common disease!!!!
Hello friend, you are being very annoying can you stop it... you must have Cuntinitious because your being a cunt!
by The c creator February 7, 2021
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Cuntanuities

Payment distributed to payees on a per count basis. In this case the "unit"of measure is a womans genitalia.
Producer to director at an adult film company:"I figure we have 3 films "greenlighted"7 points on the back end for each and huge cuntanuities per each performer.lets do this!
by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021
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Cuntinuing edgeucation

Where a woman 👠 masturbates in public edging herself hoping to get caught.
I went into the changing room at Nordstroms hoping to do. Some. Cuntinuing edgeucation
by 4realazitgits April 18, 2021
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