contiguous

1. 2 things beside one another
2. A lack of sex, 2 bodies close in proximity but no fun.
She and the hobo were contiguous on Monday at that date place with the candles.
by pseudo synapse April 17, 2009
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contigue

From the latin, con; meaning against, and the ancient spanish, tigue; (pronounced "gwe") which has unlimited and infinite meaning. In and of itself it cannot be labeled with a single meaning, but occasionally can be overheard from a distance in Spanish speakers' conversations. *Note* If you want to sound like a native Spanish speaker, throw in a "contigue" every now and then.
Person 1: "blah blah blah blah, um, blah blah, contigue."

Person 2: "si si, con-tiiigue!"
by anon 212 October 08, 2008
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contiguity theory

A metastate in which every surface including discrete surfaces that is contiguous (continuous) is also mathematically closed (conformal).

Stipulates a bijective (co-imperative contingent (cotingent)) relationship between contiguity and conformalism.

Ie. Bijectivity stipulates conformalism as well as the converse.
Contiguity theory propounds a conversal (bidirectional in position (space)) stipulatory relationship between bijectivity and conformalism.

That is to say: bijectivity stipulates conformalism and conformalism stipulates bijectivity.
by sandraxine November 26, 2018
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pan-contiguity

A state in which an object with uncountable parts is at a right angle to a second object with uncountable parts.
Pan-contiguity implies the phenomenon of injecture.

In other words, pan-contiguity says that reality is an open system.

Pan-contiguity says that reality has an uncountable number of injectures; right angles created by the orientation of uncountable sets of two objects each with uncountable parts.
by fightfacilities November 19, 2020
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contiguity theory

A theory of bijective conformalism (co-imperative contingency) that self-referentializes Einstein's theory of relativity and Godel's theory of incompleteness.
Contiguity theory unites incompleteness and relativity.
by tomorrowtomorrow January 02, 2019
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contiguous United States

All of the connected United States. The lower 48. Excludes Alaska and Hawaii.
by Nitron_F117 February 03, 2004
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Contiguous Sonder

The realization that your environment beyond just people, animals, or objects affects you indirectly, and that everything around you possesses a form of independent existence or influence.
Walking through the forest, I was struck with a profound sense of contiguous sonder. I realized that not just people but the animals, even the trees live lives of their own that affect me on ways I don't understand
by DerSpinneman April 05, 2025
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