Cuntman

A fat ass who doesn't listen to anyone and has to learn the hard way. He drinks for a living starting at 10 a.m. Wears tight shirts to show his boobs, and tight pants to make girls jealous

Shawn: Lets go to the gym

Maaz: Nah man, im gonna drink and be sad, probably punch a hole in the fence

Shawn: Stop being a Cuntman

by LookUp June 19, 2012

Cuntmanagement

The act of managing a customer or colleagues expectations by being a total cunt; usually used for informing customers that they are in fact not ‘king’ by being stern with them and treating them like spoiled little children.

An example of Cuntmanagement would be when a customer walks to the front of a queue in a bank and asks to withdraw ten pounds. The teller informs the customer that there is a queue system & that he must wait his turn. When the customer explains that he only needs ten pounds the teller dismisses his request out of hand & orders him to the back of the queue

by Pato Banton Shizzle September 27, 2011

Cuntman

See Caitlin Jenner

Caitlin Jenner is a cuntman
He is literally a dude with pussy.

by Kotarojujo069 March 2, 2022

Cuntmander

A genderlesss pokemon. It looks somewhat like a clam. The juices it drips will kill a person, while its smell can paralyze anything.

The cuntmander spewed its juices.

by Anal Anny November 26, 2003

cuntmander-in-chief

A term to describe the first woman president of the United States. She boasts having an oval orifice where her best work is done.

I really thought Hilary was going to be our first cuntmander-in-chief and then Obama took Iowa by surprise.

by verbiage November 29, 2011

cuntmando

When a girl's not wearing underwear

when guys don't wear underwear it's called going " Commando." When a girls not wearing underwear it's called going "Cuntmando."

by RipLee June 5, 2013

Cuntmance

When 2 bitches conspire to create evil!

Those 2 evil women are in a cuntmance!

by Thethornton November 25, 2017