When something is so nice that it gives you the urge to cum on it with extreme vigor and force. These things can include but are not limited to wedding dresses, food, and white people.
You: "Dude that wedding dress is so cumtastical that I'm exploding in my pants just thinking about all the fabric I can ruin in one blow!"
Friend: "What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?"
Friend: "What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?"
by Fuhrer Sebadragosa X September 4, 2013
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by Bacita Mae Jenkins March 22, 2022
Get the Cumster mug.A female "cum dumpster." A slutty woman who can not last more than 3 days without ingesting cum. see also "Costco Bukkake" and "Cupcakke."
Jen, the cumpster, fucked 4 Italian guys in 3 different holes last night. She loves being showered in cum. She IS a dumpster. The Cumpster.
by BigmuffDiver April 25, 2011
Get the cumpster mug.When a woman, usually desperate for a baby, takes a used condom out of a trash can and uses its contents to inseminate herself. (read: When one man's trash becomes a woman's treasure.)
1. My man caught me poking a hole in the condom the other night and is withholding sex from me for a while. Once I gain his trust back, I'm giving cumster diving a shot.
2. -Whoa, you have a baby? When did that happen?
- About 9 months after a night of cumster diving.
2. -Whoa, you have a baby? When did that happen?
- About 9 months after a night of cumster diving.
by levatuldo December 7, 2009
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by ...And Then I Stabbed Him August 14, 2009
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