Three Fifths Compromise

The optimal female to orgy ratio. An orgy containing three females and two males. This creates an orgy that is not only completely heterosexual, but also keeps the number of females and males close enough so everybody enjoys it.

Craig: Yo are you settin' up an orgy soon?

Nick: Yeah you know it.

Craig: How many girls you bringin'?

Nick: I'm settling for the three fifths compromise. Enough to keep it straight, but close enough to keep it fun.

Craig: Fuck yeah!

by Muammad October 17, 2013

menstruation compromise

What happens when your girl has aunt flow in town and you barter for head or anal.

After my girl red tide stayed for a week, I reached a menstruation compromise for some brown eye.

by jab131 May 18, 2005

Missouri Compromise

When during intercourse with a woman who wishes to maintain her vaginal virginity, anal sex is used as a substitute.

Shirley wasn't ready to lose her big V, so we pulled a Missouri Compromise.

by PopeGangstaNasty December 28, 2005

compromise

An agreement between two or more political parties in which one attempts to be reasonable and the other agrees to whine until they get everything they want under the pretense that the other party or parties are not, in fact compromising.

The Republican party is doing a great job reaching a compromise on the debt ceiling. They insist on having only spending cuts while the Democrats suggest cutting spending and increasing revenues.

by jenaimarre July 26, 2011

compromise

is when both parties plan to cooperate so they both can be satisfied and have their separate needs met

In order for a marriage to work you have to compromise.

by Gerard Irick July 16, 2009

life is full of compromises

Life is full of compromises is a phrase adults like to say to explain why their life sucks. Take my advice, don't compromise.

Steve: Life is full of compromises, son
Doug: No thanks (runs).

by DeineMutter May 2, 2006

Binghamton Compromise

1. (n) an individual significantly below one's standards that one dates or sleeps with solely because of the lack of options available in Binghamton, New York, the 5th most depressing town in the US.

2. (n) the act of dating/sleeping with someone significantly below one's standards as a direct result of a lack of sexual options

It'd been way too long since I saw any action, so I finally pulled a Binghamton Compromise last night.

by BinghamtonBound May 28, 2011