cumming blood

Used to describe a handjob technique in which the female lacks knowledge and believes that manhandling your penis will result in pleasure.

She had no idea what she was doing, she was jerkin me off so hard last night, I thought I was cumming blood.

by Fred Riahi May 13, 2006

Second Cumming

When a girl is giving a guy a blow job and when he jizzes in her mouth, he makes her laugh and the jizz comes out her nose.

My girlfriend broke up with me. Why? I gave her a second cumming.

by The Black God 69 May 22, 2011

Alan Cumming

A multi-talented but very underrated Scottish actor with a voice like honeyed velvet and beauty that none can match.

I saw Alan Cumming as Floop in "Spy Kids."

Alan Cumming hosted the 2015 Tony Awards with Kristen Chenowith.

Alan Cumming is a silver fox.

by talkcummingtome August 30, 2016

cumming down

The feeling of disgust with oneself after cumming while watching porn.

Guy 1: I hate how after I cum I feel so bad about myself for jacking off to porn.
Guy 2: That's called cumming down.

by brookline May 22, 2010

Cumion rings

When you Jizz into a fryer in a ring shape and fry it into a onion ring like product - Cumion rings

Work was being shitty in the kitchen so when everyone went to lunch I made some Cumion rings

by Riddick_gamer November 28, 2018

do a cummings

When you fuck off back to your parents at the earliest sign off hardship, particularly when it may be illegal to do so.

"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"

"yeah, I think so"

by TheClnl May 26, 2020

cumming of age

The act of losing ones virginity to an older parter on the night of one's 18th birthday

Jessie's cumming of age was a vivid memory filled with blood, pain , and pleasure

by billclintonsblowjobs March 1, 2015