cum-cow

Male or female that has sexual intercourse with multiple individuals at one time (orgy) or throughout the course of a day.

She probably has no idea who the baby’s daddy is, she’s a total cum-cow.

by ES and AG January 13, 2008

cumcountant

A person who watches porn and keeps track of how many 'cum shots' occur.

"Hey bro, did you see the new Backdoor Sluts 53?" "Yeah it was great! I saw more backdoors get pounded on than the red light district during a blue light sale!" "I thought it sucked. Not enough cum shots." "What are you dude, a fucking cumcountant?"

by z0mbieparade August 31, 2016

cumcore

Cumcore is a stylistic evolution of normcore. Influenced by the Covid pandemic and UK government advisor Dominic Cummings. The main ethos is "inappropriately dressed" which has been a main stay of Cummings Pre Pandemic but has become main stream during lockdown when the population were advised to work from home.
Slouchy ill fitting sports wear with or without stains, paired with beanie hat or just pyjamas.

No i'm not coming out. i've got my cumcore on and i'm watching Netflix.

by cookiescrumbs July 1, 2020

cumcork

When a man or women sticks their finger in a mans penis hole as he is Ejaculating (cumming)

Oh man I cumcorked my boyfriend last night!

by Cumcork November 20, 2020

cumcoction

Any drink or beverage with cum in it. (i.e. coke with cum, 7up with cum, jagermeister with cum, baileys with cum, orange juice with cum, mojito with cum, gatorade with cum, powerade with cum, mocha frap with cum, skinny iced latte with cum, boba with cum, vodka with cum, strawberry banana smoothie with cum, coffee with cum, water with cum, cum with cum)
Mix and match anything according to your tastes.

"Oh no! Your cumcoction spilled all over my face. Sooooo sticky."

by biqboiz November 14, 2016

cumcola

The act of mixing cocaine with sperm and snorting it or doing it in some form or another.

I did a line of cumcola.

by kinkyf4 October 13, 2006

cumcolepsy

The unfortunate disease of cumming every time one is excited. Similar to narcolepsy, which is falling asleep each time the brain is stimulated to excitement.

After seeing the abundance of presents under the tree, Pete jizzed in his pants, just like those guys on that video. Pete suffers from cumcolepsy.

by megflem March 22, 2009