The feeling you get when you are being directly affected by other peoples stupidity, generically found in military organisations. In most severe cases of cumass, there is a very obvious and efficient way to accomplish an objective however everyone still proceeds to do the complete opposite. Cumass is often felt by multiple people simultaneously, is highly contagious and is most commonly found amongst the lower enlisted ranks.
Jimmy - “We just changed this aircraft rig from seating to pallets, now the loadmasters want it back to full seating again?”
Timmy - “They can’t make up their mind…this exercise is giving me so much cumass right now”
Timmy - “They can’t make up their mind…this exercise is giving me so much cumass right now”
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Get the Cumass mug.Endless rabbit holes created by the matrix (or notnilc) - in such a way that normies would never agree with it or understand. Made for you to chase endlessly, and to make you look silly if you ever engage in the pointless activity of trying to explain it to someone else. From the experience you've learned nothing, except for learning about the subtle aroma of piss from the bread crumbs.
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Get the Pissed on bread crumbs mug.Little pieces of toilet paper left after a poor wipe job. Not limited to any specific gender, age, or ethnicity.
Cheap toilet paper and fast wipes will almost always give you a bad case of itching butt crumbs.
She couldn't wait till the elevator doors closed because she had a bad case of "Butt-Crumbs"
She couldn't wait till the elevator doors closed because she had a bad case of "Butt-Crumbs"
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Get the Butt-Crumbs mug.Name given to the oft-neglected male partner of a Cumberbitch. Said male seldom has control of the television remote, and is forced to watch repeated screenings of "Sherlock". If the Cumberbachelor shares a computer with his Cumberbitch, he will be subjected to Photoshopped screensavers and wallpaper of Benedict Cumberbatch and his own partner. Conference of Cumberbachelor status upon a male Trekkie may cause resentment or confusion. The Cumberbitch may insist that the Cumberbachelor change his hair colour, style, and texture, to fit with Benedict Cumberbatch's latest film or television role. A Cumberbachelor is akin to a Football Widow or Gamer Widow.
"Gee Dave, you might as well move in, you've been here every night this week."
"Yeah Sam, Jane's hired out all the seasons of Sherlock again, call me a Cumberbachelor".
"Yeah Sam, Jane's hired out all the seasons of Sherlock again, call me a Cumberbachelor".
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