New Cumberland

A bunch of fake gang members that think there hood bunch off white boy pot heads drug addicts Bugs in there schools

He said he was a gang member but he lives in New Cumberland

by uqvx September 21, 2021

Dirty Cumberland

When you defecate and urinate into a condom, tie a knot in the top and hit somebody over the head with it until it bursts.

Ey lad, I've just twated me ma with a dirty cumberland there, class.

by Brock Wurst October 22, 2016

Cumberland

-City as a whole: Boring, slow, retiree town that's almost completely unheard of. A trap town. About 30% of kids are intelligent enough to realize they need to leave but only about 20% ever do leave.
North Cumberland: Farmland and Quad Riding. A lot of kids hang out at the cliff.
Cumberland Hill: Rich Kids and big houses, with the occasional thug.
Valley Falls(North of Dexter): Average Joe working class with a couple of ghettos thrown in.
Valley Falls (South of Dexter): Nightlife, high population density, lower than average income housing mixed with middle class housing, and a slightly elevated crime rate.
Cumberland High School: Blows.

Conversation between me and a random kid from Massachusetts:
Kid:"Where you from?"
Me:"Cumberland."
Kid:"You live in a gas station?"
Me:*Facepalm*

by xxalexawesomexx February 19, 2011

Cumberland Maryland

A small town in western maryland made up of mainly white foke bars and history. Lots of historic stuff to see.

George washintons old cabin from the war in downtown Cumberland Maryland.

by Mia Jensen June 23, 2008

Cumberland Pipeline

When your sibling cums into a condom and freezes it. Later, the condom is taken out of the freezer and used as a dildo.

Ian: Last night my sister wanted a Cumberland Pipeline, so I jacked off to a Hannah Montana music video.
Jen: How did your sister like it?
Ian: She still prefers the Alaskan Pipeline.

by AK<4 July 10, 2012

Cumberland Sausage with Mayo

A large piece of fecal matter splattered with the semen of a willing partner and consumed as a healthy mid afternoon snack.

Alfred : I'm peckish and in need of nourishment
Geoffrey : How about we enjoy a Cumberland sausage with mayo together?
Alfred: Excellent idea! I shall lay a perfect stool now.

by Big Dick Australia January 1, 2018

David Cumberland

David is a proper gay person who loves massive throbbing cocks up his tight wrinkly arse hole. His foreskin wraps round his waist almost 4 times as he grows it out. His tits dangle down to his big toe.

‘Did u hear that David Cumberland had an affair on his wife with his Uncle’
‘Ewww what a fucking gaybender’

by MyDadLeft8YearsAgo November 28, 2019