Cumberland Island

an island off the coast of Georgia (USA, not the former Soviet republic)

Simply put, it is the most beautiful place on earth.

And no, I don't live there (but wish I did). Only a few people live there, most of it is national seashore. The rest of the dry land is forest of huge old oaks with animals running around. And wild horses running wild on the beach.

Very few people live there. It's mostly federal land and they allow only 300 peeps in at a time.

Let's go to Cumberland Island.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 4, 2007

cummerbund

A sash worn at the waist in formal events.For use with a tuxedo. Inadvertently sounds silly as hell, too

Dood 1 : LOL that guy looks tight as fuck in his periwinkle cummerbund!

Dood 2 : Yeah he does!

by Vasher00 May 12, 2007

Cumberland Gap

A mountain pass near the juncture of Tennessee, Kentucky, and Virginia, popularized by the folk song of the same name. The Cumberland Gap is where neighbors go to drink a little whiskey and take a little nap. You are always fifteen miles from the Cumberland Gap, no matter where you are.

My liver is extremely unhappy with me because of all that moonshine i drank at the Cumberland Gap last week.

by rogueclown January 5, 2010

Cumberland Salute

When a man salutes you with his Cumberland Sausage.

Dude, that homo has his penis out, I think he is giving you the Cumberland Salute.

by CumberlandSalute May 10, 2009

Cumbercunt

A lousy fuck , no skills in the bed, a fish fuck, dead inside, nun sex.

" Man I hooked up with Leigh last night, turns out she is a cumbercunt!"

by Batseveryehere October 21, 2016

cumberland furnace

When you have sex with your lady right before she has to drop a huge deuce, causing her lady bits to feel tighter.

I have to take a huge poo, so it might be a good time to do a Cumberland Furnace. The booty is full of logs.

by radioedit16 April 25, 2017

Cumberland Farms Kids

cute and smart children, who take over any situation and make it a beautiful place.....
when kids say they are from Cumberland they don't mean the gas station *cough *cough Jayden*
if you bump into someone wh0 goes by "cumberland Farms kids....." then it might just be your lucky day!

"see them cuties over there?" " they must be a Cumberland Farms Kids!"

by Ladies Man;) December 10, 2021