how to start a cult

1.make up a random religion

2. Recruit members

3.you are god

“I met a guy who wanted me to join him “

“He also said how to start a cult”

by Man is man November 12, 2020

Shrek cult

A group of people who praise or worship shrek they must also have t shirts

I am part of a legit Shrek cult.

by I am part of a Shrek cult November 29, 2019

Soobin cult

Omg an actual nightmare, you can never escape this cult of da🐬da🐬da🐬da🐬da🐬da🐬da🐬da🐬da🐬
Everywhere you go, you will see it

Friend: omg how many times have u seen the soobin cult today?

Me: at least 40 times

by Soobinee October 6, 2020

sunoo cult

It’s a cult for THE KING Sunoo and y’all better bow for him or he will kill you with his sassyness and aegyo. He will also turn you into a rat-fish hybrid so you better change your profilepicture.

Are you in the sunoo cult? NO? Too bad ugly now you’re a fvcking rat/fish.

by Froggyhaechan February 20, 2021

Shrek Cult

The Shrek Cult is an elite organization to support and have endless love for our lord, leader, and king shrek, and all Anti-Shreks will be immediately eaten by one of Shrek’s babies.

“I love Shrek so so much. I’d do anything for that beautiful, green, layered ogre!”
“Oh wow! If you love him that much, you should join the Shrek Cult!”

by grumposarous November 30, 2019

Shrek Cult

A godly group of humans who worship shrek and will do anything they can to prove their faith. By the way shrekism is the one, true religion and the only one that actually makes sense in the human mind.The members are a group of friends named Grace,Donny,Adriana,Addison,Laila, and Luke. Grace is the writer. She writes speeches and quotes and such for the cult. She is the Grandma/Wolf in the Shrek Cult. Donny is the janitor. He cleans the swamp.He is Shrek in the Shrek Cult.Adriana is the leader by vote.She founded the cult.She is Donkey in the Shrek Cult.Addison is the treasurer. She can do math.She is Puss In Boots in the Shrek Cult. Laila is a member.We have not decided what her position may be.She is Fiona in the Shrek Cult.And finally, Luke is the evil peasent. He is Lord Farquaad in the Shrek Cult and we are questioning whether he is a Farquaad supporter so for now he is on probation. We also have an unofficial member or the cult. Her name is abbey and if she gets in the the cult she will be one of shrek’s babies. Her job for now is the executioner. She eats the Farquaad supporters. I am Grace. I am the writer of the group and that is why the definition is so long. I could go on,and I will. If you are still reading you are a true shrek supporter and thank you for that.Our Cult also has T-shirts and a group chat. We are very dedicated to this cult. Now, you may be wondering, are they serious right now? And yes, we take this Cult very seriously and it is NOT a joke.

I am a proud member of the Shrek Cult.

by ShrekTheGod327 November 30, 2019

sunoo cult

ﾟﾟ･ ･ﾟﾟ
ﾟ SUNOO🛐
ﾟ･ ･Who is sunoo?
for the blind the light🛐
for the deaf your ears🛐
for sick people cure🛐

JOIN THE SUNOO CULT NOW.

by anonymous February 21, 2021