Cuckosaurus Rex

A genus of the family Cuckold. Identified not simply by the recognition of archetypal cuck behavior in men, but also an accompanying tyrannical pride in his cucking. This behavior need not be objective cuckoldry, it needs only be the personality stereotypes found in men which are summarily taken advantage of by women.

I first identified Jimmy simply as a Beta male. After learning he had a girlfriend, I realized he was a Cuck. Then noticing the ways in which he is proud of how he lets his girlfriend get the better of him I concluded he was actually a Cuckosaurus Rex.

by RobertCapa June 30, 2018

Cuntasaurus Rex

This motherfucker is the queen of the cunts. she is pure evil steer clear of her you never know she might be your own mother. if she existed during the time of dinosaurs she more than likely would have survived extinction.

Your mom is the biggest Cuntasaurus Rex I have ever met in my life, Steven.

by hawtie45672 November 15, 2018

cuntasaurus rex

A large and or scary looking woman who is rude, or "cunt-like" in nature

Yeah, she is pretty much a cuntasaurus rex for saying that to him.

That girl mean! Like a cuntasaurus rex

by npizzle March 9, 2009

cuntasaurus

A woman behaving in a cunt-like manner that has a giant jagged stick up her ass; thus, the stick amplifies her "cunty" behavior due to the soreness it causes (i.e. cunty-sore-ass)

Surprisingly these particular cunts are not as rare as you may think and there is a strong correlation with the amount of typical cunts in one's town, city, community etc.

"WTF that same bitch from yesterday purposely didn't move and proceeded to block the doorway so I couldn't get on the train" "Damn Joe looks like that cuntasaurus struck again!"

by boredinbos2012 October 31, 2012

Arkansas Crackasaurus

When the pudgy, slightly overweight, yet mildly cute waitress is helping the table next to you, bends over, her shirt rides up, and behold, 6 inches of ass-crack is staring you in the face.

Dude, did you just see that Arkansas Crackasaurus rear it's ugly head at the next table over?

by Jimmy Crack-a-lactic-a February 17, 2010

chunkasaurus

An extremely large person older than 40 (dinosuar age) that tends to see themselves as young and hot. Also tend to be very touchy and feeley when around person of the opposite sex. Sometimes when drinking gender doesnt matter.

(teen girl to other teen girl) Hey, did you see that chunkasaurus trying to pick me up? SUPER CREEPY!!

by squatasaurus June 14, 2011

Cuntasaurus Rex

A very bitchy person, good to use for a laugh, or to make fun of someone, and not get in trouble, because technically, it doesn't exist. Also, a Dinosaur living in your mothers vagina. If it's not pink, he/she (GOD I HOPE ITS A SHE) will eat the human.

Austin Bowes. 'Nuff said.
"GOD! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A CUNTASAURUS REX?!"

"RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW!" "STOP BEING A CUNTASAURUS REX AND SAY SOMETHING ELSE!"

by John Johnston/ Artemis Flame January 3, 2009