Cristle is one of a kind. You may never meet another Cristle in your life. So count you self lucky if you ever get the chance to talk to Cristle.
by Pebbles 420 June 30, 2018
Get the Cristle mug.The chunk of poop that build up inside a didgeridoo when defecated in that act as valves to help produce its unique sound.
by Escobaros June 14, 2019
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by Pallyberry August 27, 2013
Get the cum crusted mug.Dried bits of poo left on and around the butthole, formed as a direct result of waiting to long to wipe. Aforementioned "crusties" generally begin to form 10 or more minutes after final defecation (a.k.a. grand finale) has occurred.
Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.
Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.
"Kind sir, I seem to have run out of TP. Could you assist me before I develop poop crusties"
"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."
This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.
"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."
This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.
by Shouse March 19, 2008
Get the poop crusties mug.To create something worth a crest. To create something heraldic or something identifiable. To give an Identity.
Crest is a symbol/component of an heraldic display. Crestle is like an adjective for making something worth a Crest.
Crest is a symbol/component of an heraldic display. Crestle is like an adjective for making something worth a Crest.
The tailor prayed the angel to Bedazzle the queen's clothes, the oracle prayed the angels to Crestle the new found Kingdom.
by Nico Goun February 5, 2013
Get the Crestle mug.Those disgusting little crusty pieces on the edges of your eyes after you wake up from a nice night of sleep.
After waking up from a nice night with her partner...
Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.
Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.
by pinkluxxe November 23, 2009
Get the Eye Crusties mug.While receiving a blowjob, your girlfriend or whatever piece of tail is twiddling three fingers in your buttcrack. While she is twiddling your rear, you bust ass on her fingers just as you climax and push her head full down to the base of your penis, causing her to gag and throw up.
Sarah came over last night and gave me a great blowjob. To show thanks, I gave her the crusted trumpet as an encore!
by Ruck Diggity July 30, 2011
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