muff cruncher

A muff cruncher is the male virsion of a slut

Hes such a muff cruncher, he crunched 12 girls muffs in one night

by Fat_boy_slim_shady January 20, 2009

Kale Cruncher

A vegetarian.

I can't date John any more. He is a total Kale Cruncher, I can't live without meat!

by Harriet M. July 28, 2017

bundle of crundle

A female who is heinous. She is so disgusting and fat that she looks like a bunch of crundle, hence her being called a bundle of crundle.

Holy shit she is fat, she looks like a bundle of crundle!

by CrundleTurdMonster December 30, 2007

carrot cruncher

Carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little Hampshire farming community of Portsmouth. They are also known as Worzels.

Ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from Portsmouth, ize is.

by City Lad August 13, 2008

crunkle

The act of getting crunk with one's uncle.

I got so crunk last night with my uncle. I was definitely crunkle.

by lcrisp April 17, 2010

crunches

sit-ups

"you better start doing some crunches if you wanna lose that pooch for the summer."

by bmoc November 9, 2003

Crunchery

A made up word started at Belle Vernon PA Wal mart by a bunch of bored unloaders, its generally refers to a problem, issue, or just said at random, variations are crunchtastic, cruncherific, crunchlicious and anything else you can make up

That trucks a mess, whata crunchery!

Captain Crunchery cereal!

by Chaosshadowzero August 15, 2011