Crumplets

Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.

Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.

by Xymox1 October 28, 2008

crapulent

Having the aura or quality of crap about it; worthless, full of crap in the metaphorical sense.

"Don't try to sell me on any more of your crapulent notions."

by Nicholas December 21, 2002

crumulating

goin on, whats crackin,

hey dude whats Crumulating?

by meezerith June 16, 2006

crumplet

a terrible smelling fart that is indused by something unnatural. Such as sorbitol (sugar substitute).

"O dear lord that is the worst smelling crumplet!"

by w2454 October 17, 2008

crapulent

the opposite of oppulent; generally crappy home or apartment decor.

his apartment was completely crammed full of crapulent junk and bric-a-brac.

by anthony munoz June 1, 2006

crapulent

The state where one always feels crappy for an extended period of time.

Jake is just one of those crapulent guys.

by Ryan Mcsmit July 28, 2006

Cromulent

Cromulence is when a word/situation/subject seems realistic and plausible, but is actually entirely made up.

Why is economic and political stability in Africa so cromulent?

by Dinoclaire101 September 5, 2019