lowkey crushin

When you secretly have a crush on someone and don't wanna tell anyone

I'm lowkey crushin on my friends brother but I'm scared to tell her😢

by ima_shygirl1023 December 20, 2015

criching

Having intercourse with a human corpse while simultaneously consuming it's flesh.

I had a hankering for some criching last night, and I ended up both empty and full!

by pympworth June 27, 2014

Crushing

A verb used to describe someone being very attracted to someone else. When someone has a crush on someone, they would be described as "crushing on him/her"

Ben: Hey, Sean. What's up?
Sean: Oh my god, I'm totally crushing right now.

or

Ben: Wow, Sean, that girl Julia over there looks pretty hot.
Sean: Yeah, I think I've developed a crush on her.
Ben: So you're crushing on Julia?
Sean: I suppose you could say that. Yes, I am crushing on Julia.

by Ben Harris May 1, 2006

Crouching Caesar

The act of squatting over someone's head, facing their feet and shitting in their mouth while simultaneously vomiting on their genitals.

On the days of Ancient Rome, the senators would oft perform the "Crouching Caesar" on their spouses after a fine feast.

by roblund March 8, 2007

boner crushing

The act of firmly pressing your erect penis into inanimate objects (e.g. a mattress, window, or door jamb) for the purpose of quenching desire or instilling fear and intimatidation into others.

Alex got so excited he started boner crushing the window at Rob's office much to Rob's shame and secret delight.

by Fitzmuenster April 24, 2010

dream crushing

What the brothers Briscoe do best.

"dream crushing gives me my powers!" said Lee Briscoe. "There is not a dream i can't crush!"

by coogan April 18, 2008

crushin' softies

Is a term of art used to describe a methodology employed by the US Military in an effort to siphon out homosexuals from service in response to the apparent lack of success of federal statute 10 U.S.C. § 654, or more commonly referred to as the "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy. If a male serving in any military branch is suspected of engaging in homosexual activity, they will be called before there superior officer and asked to crush softies with one of there peers. To "crush" the suspected gay will pull out his penis and press it against the penis of his crushing partner. The idea is that the male's penis will remain flaccid and non-erect when pressed against the other male's wiener if he straight, thus proving his true sexuality. However if his penis becomes erect (a boner), the male has failed the test, and undoubtedly likes to sex other males in the fanny, thus precluding him from further military service. (Other words/phrases synonymous with the test include: "the crush game", "bumpin' soft-dick", "hamin' sandies" and "Captain Crunchin"). A similar test has been used to target homosexual females, known as "crushin' tits", however results are generally understood as unreliable due to varying room temperatures and the fact that no one cares if hoes wanna scissor each other.

Soldier: "Lieutenant Nilbog I've got some serious news. Private Johnson just got walked in on making a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread and listening to Coldplay!"

Lieutenant: "Holy fuck. Go get Johnson immediately and bring him in here. You two are gonna be crushin' softies till we get to the bottom of this."

by General Goblincock April 14, 2010