crub

A crack whore nub who will stop at nothing for xp, this includes but is not limited to snorting coke off cyber cock. A sexy nubletta who infact is such a zz pk that all you have to do is hold shift and the left button.

Me: rofflecakes, you are leik so ez it shuld be a krime ya hurd?!
Crub: OMG! how do you? Show!
Me: only 4 cyber. jk crub lololololololol.
<I Nk The Crub>
Crub: OMG y u nk?!
Me: OMG y u so zz?
Crub: I s/e.
Me: Kthnxbai

by Lance the king of black metal April 14, 2007

crubbed

passing out after doing drugs

"yea' man i went home and got crubbed. i woke up four hours later"

by m alle October 23, 2005

Crub stomp

When you take someones face, put it against a crub then kick it down violently.

Man, i crub stomped that fo last night for stealing my girlfriend. He lost all of his teeth.

by CanadianTyler October 25, 2009

Crub

When a woman is sad she has a cry and a rub

"Jason dumped me last night so I think I'll stay in and have a crub".

by Cnutuk January 27, 2015

Crub scrub

When a male is actually female

Chromium is a crub scrub

by Gekshfd August 7, 2019

crub

The fear of farting because you my poop your pants

On the ride home from Taco Bell I squeezed my cheeks because I was experiencing horrible crub

by cactusman28182 August 4, 2020

Crub

The crust stain left on a CBT machine after use.

Oh no!!! I got crub on my pants!

by CrubMaster2000_! June 6, 2020