crub

A crack whore nub who will stop at nothing for xp, this includes but is not limited to snorting coke off cyber cock. A sexy nubletta who infact is such a zz pk that all you have to do is hold shift and the left button.

Me: rofflecakes, you are leik so ez it shuld be a krime ya hurd?!
Crub: OMG! how do you? Show!
Me: only 4 cyber. jk crub lololololololol.
<I Nk The Crub>
Crub: OMG y u nk?!
Me: OMG y u so zz?
Crub: I s/e.
Me: Kthnxbai

by Lance the king of black metal April 09, 2007

crubbed

passing out after doing drugs

"yea' man i went home and got crubbed. i woke up four hours later"

by m alle October 22, 2005

Crub stomp

When you take someones face, put it against a crub then kick it down violently.

Man, i crub stomped that fo last night for stealing my girlfriend. He lost all of his teeth.

by CanadianTyler October 25, 2009

Crub

1) A super scuffed, super positive Twitch streamer with a wholesome attitude that wears a neon beanie and thin glasses. Referred as a Just Chatting + streamer. (Plays games, but mostly to interact with chat)

2) Hyper and energetic gamer with a short attention span; nerds out at nearly everything and moves on quickly.

Watching Crub on Twitch lets me know that we are alive for the degeneracy and the friends we made on the way.

Bro1: I could totally become a pro gamer, just give me a chance!

Bro2: Are you serious? You can only choose one game and not be a Crub.

Bro1: Whatever. Who said I can only be good at one? If I play more games, more people will know!

Bro2: That's your problem, don't play games just for the audience and GET GUD.

Bro1: I'm still gonna try! Nothing like being a Crub for a living.

by DroolieCoolie February 22, 2021

Crub

The crust stain left on a CBT machine after use.

Oh no!!! I got crub on my pants!

by CrubMaster2000_! June 06, 2020

crub

a lil bitch who overthinks and cares too much about the inaccurate opinions of stinky, tiny, impermanent people

“i’m too lame and embarrassed to dance in the middle of this restaurant”

“dude what?? thug life over crub life, get ur ass on the floor and bust some fucking moves”

by dilligaf! April 20, 2022

Crub

The dried substance left over on a CBT machine after extensive use.

Hey go clean the crub off of that machine before I pull out the whip.

by Regular Human Todd January 06, 2021