casparticatingly

to do in a unintentionally loud manner

Dave has been doing the dishes rather casparticatingly tonight.

by antoniogibson24 June 29, 2023

Señor Caspar

El Casbao owner, also known for his striking visual similarities to Lennon, Bowie and the Little Prince. Loves observing his reflection in mirrors and other reflective, shiny surfaces. He is often spotted roaming the streets of Macao in slow motion, speaking to locals in a heavy German accent, a newspaper clutched under his arm and a cigar in his mouth.

"Wow, I look like Lennon in this hat!"
"Um, you're Señor Casparing, boy!!"

by Squirrrrel June 8, 2016

Caspar

Caspar is an awsome dude who we can all love. Caspar is most deffinetly not straight but love is love

Caspar is fucking awsome
I would totally tap that Caspar

by Pief2.0 June 8, 2020

Casparize

To give a lifeless piece of work to Caspar for the addition of righteous style and flair. May include indomitable coolness resulting from a gangsta-bling-pinky-ring worn during the process.

Man, my document sucks, I think I need to Casparize it!

by FreakiDikiKiki July 30, 2008

caspar

lyes about being gay

"caspar aren't you gay" "NO"

by lazybumbum May 6, 2020

craparia

The resonating echos of a thunderous bowel movement; inevitably when one wishes to remain discreet, such as when one is in his new girlfriend's apartment, or a public facility, or what have you.

"I walked in the bathroom without knocking. It sounded like a craparia going on in there!" I thought she was so proper and polite, but she's fecking repulsive! I can't continue seeing her! Smelled like someone was gutting a pheasant!"

by Cock Johnson December 6, 2007

dirty caspar

It's when you haven't got any lub so you replace it with soy sauce. It is quite tasty and is even better on noodle boys.

"Let's anal tonight! "
"But I haven't got any lub. "
"It's ok, we'll go for a Dirty Caspar. "
"Hmmm... Tasty... "
*a horse is giggling in the background*

by Tha Gowd May 6, 2020