Crowtard

Of or relating to mental retardation, slow, mentally incapable, stupid

“Dumbass failed third grade. He’s such a crowtard.”
“That girls fecal factory is so medic, it’s crowtarded “

by EverydayHeroes November 10, 2020

crocward

when situations become awkward due to the fact that somebody is wearing crocs.

After she showed everybody her shoes, the conversation was really crocward.

Last night was crocward!

by bl0ndeee October 21, 2010

croatian crowbar

When three guys get together and simultaneously dock on one side of the middle man and buttfuck on the other. The opposite of the Bosnian Seesaw.

That guy really took the Croatian Crowbar like a champ!

by LtDan's Dirty Stumps February 5, 2020

spanish crowbar

The act of sticking your hard cock into a girls ass and using it to pry it open wide, like it was a crowbar

Man i totally hooked her up with a spanish crowbar last night, now when the wind blows i can hear her ass hum.

by slaptheebass August 7, 2009

crowbar

To try and burrow your way in to the fun and failing miserably.

"We were singing N'Sync kareoke, and Simon tried to crowbar his way in. What a fag"

by Raynbo January 19, 2008

crowbar

usually it is used as a melee type weapon which can be found in gardening or craftsman store. it is used to kill zombies, monsters, and other out of this world creatures. the use of crowbars have saved multiple lives in the past years as it's advance metal technology and the compact shape which can fit in any type of bag.

"dude i almost got killed last night by a witch!!"
"how did you survive?"
"i grabbed da crowbar that was on the ground!"
"dude thats nuts!"

by Mr.shakira December 11, 2009

crimson crowbar

slang for the male genitalia

that turd bent his crimson crowbar up that bitch last night

by jon ronson July 29, 2006