crouton

When you are so fucking dumb that you pretend to date people online because you are so lonely in real life.

Creator: Im dating someone online
Person: You are such a crouton!

by god_isnt_real April 04, 2017

crouton

The most desireable part of a salad

good thing my salad has a lot of croutons because a salad with a lot of croutons is superlative a salad with fewer croutons

by stevelovescroutons September 30, 2005

croutons

French for "we dry bread and cut it up into little pieces that people like to put in salad"

Nous croutons le pain tous le jours.

by NiCocaCola November 22, 2010

crouton

A dry, breadlike food, of French origin, that is added to salads or eaten as a snack.

Americans consume more croutons in a year than the average French person ever will in a lifetime.

by AYB May 09, 2003

crouton

a piece of dry snot that is visible to everyone except the owner. similar to a cornflake, but not as slim and streamlined

I just blew my nose, do I have any croutons? No dude, not even a cornflake.

by Leysie December 27, 2007

crouton

crouton is someone who fucking annoys you or has the sort of face that resembles a peice of bread that floats at the top of your soup. croutons are usually found near you on a daily basis also ascoaciated with cutns croutopns are absolute cunts

fuck off you "crouton" kid go back and float in your soup

by kierzistheman February 23, 2010

crouton

1.A slang word used towards a mean, cranky old person.
2. used to denote a aged person, who drives REAL slow.

"i was behind this crouton in line today, she was such a foul acting hag, she treated the sale's person like crap."
another example, "my god, can you believe this crouton?, shes going 25 mph below the speed limit.."

by V. Anselmo March 07, 2007