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The Crossfire

A sexual act in which two people stand with their asses on eac h side of a third person's face who is kneeling. Then, simultaneously both standing partners shart on the kneeling partner's face. Thus creating a "crossfire".

This can also be known as "the double barrel".
Sean and Brent just gave Toby The Crossfire. They had Taco Bell an hour prior as well....
by Wussmonster March 2, 2010
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Chrysler Crossfire

Definatly the coolest chrysler to date, the back end is so sexy. Also it's fast, loud, and gorgeous. Will be my first car in a few months. Fast, beautiful, sports car.
tyler: DAMNNNN bro davon just pulled into school in a chrysler crossfire! that thing is badasssss!

armando: yeah man i know i wish i was as cool as him. :(
by dayboy July 9, 2009
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bipartisan crossfire

pronounced: "by-par-tih-sin cross-fyr"
(term)

Bipartisan crossfire is the attack received directly and indirectly by both sides of a two-party political system. In the heat of opposing sides, those identified as the "center" or "middle" of the political spectrum are often criticized for not fully embellishing all of the motives of either party. The centrist ridicules the extremists on both sides, such as Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore*, but also usually agrees with the open-minded on both sides. These far-lefties/righties are usually the ones that instill the bipartisan crossfire in the first place.
Lastly, bipartisan crossfire is socially dangerous. In a world dominated by opposition, the last thing we need is to silence the open-minded: they're usually the ones who stop us from trying to annihilate each other.
*According to the teen-shaping TV program "Family Guy," these two are the same person. Oh, and Nazis support McCain/Palin '08. Because National Socialism and conservatism go hand in hand. Look it up.
The aspiring centrist couldn't fully identify with either party because he supports both the War on Terror and President Barack Obama (mostly, like 73%). Both sides' bipartisan crossfire left him politically alone. He is now left at a crossroads — does he abandon his own identity and conform to one party, or keep his ideals, knowing no one will hear them?
That, or drop politics altogether and become a mindless, Twittering, texting, "OMGi<3thisSong!" media whore.
by Nuclear Tank Factory June 1, 2009
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Testicular crossfire

When time travelling, butt fucking Mexicans with lazer beams in their eyes start a war in your front yard
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Chrysler Crossfire

Literally a cockblock. If you own one, this is why you don't get laid.
"Man, I can't believe I'm 36 and a virgin. Maybe it's time I sell my Chrysler Crossfire so I can get some poon!"
by VanillaThunderStick March 5, 2020
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Argumental Crossfire

Argumental Crossfire is a word used to describe a person (he/she) caught in the crossfire of a two-way argument.
The victim is constantly neutral but is also being pulled by the two sides, in other words, your playing for both sides.
Today, I was caught in an Argumental Crossfire with my two brothers who want me to support both of them.
by MrGeenBeen February 8, 2022
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crossfit jesus

A person who is obsessed with crossfit and metalcore music. They are so talented at crossfit, they feel the need to participate in it almost every day, even when injured. Also known as WWE Superstar Seth Rollins.
My friend keeps sending me pictures of crossfit jesus lifting weights and she needs to stop.
by Sk8rWolfy August 9, 2016
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