Cloquet

A small city that resides in the Minnesota that no one knows about. Also seems to be the only place where schools never close instead you get a two hour late start.
Person 1: He my school closed because this storm is giving us 12 inches, and is knocking down houses!
Person 2: Well Cloquet has a two hour fucking late start again.
Person 1: What is Cloquet?
Person 2: It's by the Iron Range. Southern of Duluth.
Person 1: Where is that?
Person 2: Oh my fucking god...

Cloquet is...wait, what is Cloquet?

by R0MM0 January 15, 2019

bomber criquet

an animal farts are blamed on when that person doesnt want to take the blame for the fart.

Hey man, did you just fart??
Naw, i think i stepped on a bomber criquet>

by bigmike33 March 5, 2008

coquette

An aesthetic derived from the nymphet aesthetic on tumblr. Created circa late 2017 as a replacement for the word "nymphet" following the influx of ddlg blogs posting nsfw content in the tag and leading to it being deleted. The aesthetic is based on reclaiming girlhood and embracing a bubbly, flirty personality. People of any age, gender, race and sexuality can be a coquette. The aesthetic includes a variety of subtypes such as grunge, y2k, classic americana coquette etc. the community currently thrives on tumblr and is a safe space for those who engage. The aesthetic does not aestheticize CSA or trauma and promotes healthy coping mechanisms and a safe, loving community for all involved

that girl is a total coquette
her outfit is so coquettish i love it

by itatchisblackgf January 18, 2021

Couquette à la choquette

Another word for 'Pain au chocolat' or 'chocolatine', less widespread, definitely sounds better.

John: Whatchu eating there bud?
Ginette: Just munching on my couquette à la choquette
John: Damn that's rad as shit

by Blouko August 27, 2018

Coquettesan

A woman within a workplace who advances herself by walking the thin line between being a relentless flirt (i.e. a coquette) and actually having sex with men of advantage to her (i.e. being a courtesan) for the sake of her career.

"I can't believe the stuff that that woman has gotten away with and they keep giving her more responsibility!"

"Yep, Stacey is a very accomplished coquettesan."

by Cirdellin January 14, 2010

croquet

The act of two guys scissoring. Namely due to the sheer number of balls and mallets involved, and how getting one of your balls into the hairy hoop (ass) counts as a score.

Kenny and Preston said they were going out to have a smoke together, but we all knew they were going out to the parking garage to play a little croquet.

by Remo Gold January 9, 2017

Croquettish

Acting all flirty and coy in order to get some croquettes.

Don't act all croquettish with me Susan - I know you're only after the food!

by Rhodus June 6, 2011