Crodders

When youre so fucked that you feel quadriplegic. Root word: qraudrapweegic

Mate im fucken crodders, can you wipe my bum for me?

by Sillyoldgaff February 9, 2023

Crodie

@Dh-sim

That wasteyute is not a real crodie on god.

Yo crodie pass the chuff

I identify as a crodie

by @Dh-sim January 23, 2023

cròngè

The French alternative to the typo of the word 'cringe' ; pronounced 'cron-jay', and is not at all dissimilar to the drink-bleach , throw-up feeling of watching people spam the comments on various social media platforms and knowing that they have limited vocabulary and no life.

Person 1: OMG there's a spammer in the broadcast and they keep spelling their insults wrong LOL like they keep saying 'SHUNT UP' lol lol lol

Person 2: Omg lol, so cròngè lol can I not just enjoy my croissant in peace

by norygretz June 13, 2017

CodgePlodding

To slide an item of your body into dangerous situations without injuring yourself. Can be done alone or in groups.

Prenounced "Coge-plod-ing".

For Example:

Leigh: "Did you hear about Jack's recent CodgePlodding mishap?"

Joe: "No what happened?"

Leigh: "He was sliding his foot in and out of the dogs mouth when it bit down and severed his Leg!"

Example 2: "Let's go Codgeplodding" or "I'm going to Codgeplod your Mum."

by Jack and Leigh September 20, 2009

Codger Dodger

An elderly gentleman trying to retain his youth.

That codger dodger works out everyday. He looks amazingly young.

by Brumleyprunk June 28, 2022

Crodder

Describes something good

“Hey man that was some Crodder gameplay dude”

by DYNO AND PROWORX November 13, 2022

Clodge

a mass of earth compacted to the roots of a plant

i pulled a big clodge out of the garden

by scoutprobert April 9, 2012