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Get the Cliton mug.A person (commonly male) who appears to be normal until you bring them around girls at which point they become super creepy and completely disregard the Bro's before Hoe's rule (ie cockblocker). Usually can be seen in a leather jacket, smoking a cigarette, sporting sideburns, and occasionally wielding an acoustic guitar which they use to sing slow sad songs with. Crutons completely disregard the fact of whether or not a potential hook-up is in a relationship. Crutons are also known to be late periodically and brag often about the "hot" hook-ups they've had.
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Get the Cruton mug.The chriton is a mysterious little creature closely related to the ferret and the weasel. The chriton is most often used by humans to chase people out of their hiding places. This creature is extremely feirce and easily enraged. It has jagged teeth and a foul odor. Its fur is extremely thick and most often brown. It dwells in the caves and rocky regions in Central North America.
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I explained to Amanda that she was being critensitive in the ways she was describing her boyfriend's qualities.
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