Criptastic

Combination of the words Crippled and Fantastic. Referring to someone who is physically disabled and displays a general awesomeness.

That girl over there is totally criptastic!

by AG1987 February 4, 2010

crapmaster

anybody named francis

Where is crapmaster?

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Crapmas Paper

Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapping paper

It took me two hours to wrap this gift with this dollar store crapmas paper

by grandmasterB December 22, 2009

Criptastic

An exaggerated expression about how someone crips.

Everything this nigga do is criptastic

by Criptastic May 28, 2020

Crimmas Shroom

A mushroom which is celebrating Christmas wither by cosplay or baking cakes or distributing presents. If someone hurts this type of mushroom, they are bound to go to hell.

Person 1: Hey look at that mushroom, it seems like it has a christmas hat
Person 2: NO! THAT'S A CRIMMAS SHROOM!! You'll be damned if you eat that!

by BlackNinjaKR November 24, 2021

crimass

crimass is a part of a discord server named church bunga, who has admitted to soiling in their bed. they have also made it very clear they do NOT say "lol".

crimass is my friend

by coolman12342 July 14, 2022

jay crimas

the boy ive had a cruxh on for 6 months

friend: whose your crush
me: jay crimas
friend: ...

by crackheadbaby December 21, 2022