the stinky crippler

When you're banging a chick doggie style, crazily, and your pork steeple slips out and you accidently ram it home in the stinker, causing severe pain. The next day the girl is unable to walk.

Cody was giving it to Chelsey, things got crazy, and he ended up giving her the stinky crippler.

by VtownBoyz January 17, 2010

crippled spastic

boomytastic

"That pie was crippled spastic"

"That joint was actually crippled spastic"

"Milky bar yogurts are fucking crippled spastic bluuudddd"

by garylikesweed February 5, 2009

Hook You Crippled

To perform at the highest level. To excel at something in a highly competitive way that is not normally competitive. To assert primal dominance.

D: "Are you sure you can handle another drink?"
S: "I'll hook you crippled!"

by VoodooPuppy April 11, 2011

creppled

The state of being completely and absolutely fucked.

1- Shaking a bums hand is creppled.
2- Scott Barrie

by Ben Graeff May 20, 2008

Cripple Cream Flogger

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.

I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

crippled

Someone who has been newly initiated into the "Crips" gang.

D'bo just got initiated into the Crips. Let's get buck n' crunk to dat funky c-walk in celebration to his being crippled.

Q: Why's the sky blue?
A: 'Cause the Earth B crippled cuz!

by Ballz-Loc December 26, 2008

Crippled

Crippled is when someone is injured or is in large amounts of pain for large increments of time Crippled

Hay Mackenna your a crippled human being

by livvv604 November 9, 2017