boy who cried rizz

Someone who is so good at picking up girls , has an enormous amount rizz , power level 9999 of rizz power , a degree in quantum rizzics

Joe : yo chad look at that hot gril over there
Chad : Ima go use my powerful rizz powers to get in bed with her!
Girl : *shocked from the all powerful rizz powers of Chad*
Joe : Bro your the boy who cried rizz !

by RizzlerHD February 4, 2023

Poop cried

When you're doing something scary or intimidating and your body reacts involuntarily to the fear by simultaneously pooping and crying, while your brain maintains its composure.

"I think I poop cried while driving that moving truck over the bridge!"

by Tine Machine October 24, 2015

Crendan

Chill laidback guy that enjoys having a good time and having a vibe with his friends and family

“Yo Crendan let’s smoke up”
“Bet this a vibe”

by Black_Monkey January 25, 2022

girl who cried wolf

A girl who cries wolf is an all to common occurence in today's society. If a guy makes advances towards a girl that likes him, he's a hunk, cutie, or sweetiepie. If she doesn't like him, even with the exact same advances, he's a creeper, stalker or loner.
The girl will often retaliate by seeking to embarrass and spread all kinds of cruel rumours about the poor sap.
This often happens to any geek/nerd,skinny or shy guy that doesn't follow social etiquette and musters the courage to ask out a pretty or popular girl rather then pursuing the ugliest girl in school or simply remaining a virgin.

David, a nice,shy aw-shucks kind of kid who had a crush on kaydra, whose pretty grey-blue eyes made his heart skip everytime he saw here. One day he worked up the courage to give her a love-note is class. She was not impressed by this "loser" and became the girl who cried wolf ; spreading the rumour around school that David was gay.

by bitches be frontin' May 16, 2008

Cried my balls out

Just like bawling ou eyes out....but not...
Usually used for when men cry

Man 1: Soo.. yesterday I saw Red Dog. It was pretty good.

Man 2: GOOD??!! It was sooo sad that I cried my balls out!!

by jlowi September 7, 2011

The teen who cried bisexual

Teens who lie about their sexuality for attention, causing GENUINE bisexuals to not be taken seriously when coming out.

A direct pun on "the boy who cried wolf".

Mary: Mom, I have something to tell you....I'm bi.

Mom: Psst, oh please! All teens are "bi".

Mary: I'm serious mom....

Mom:Yeah yeah, now shut up I'm watching Oprah.

~The teen who cried bisexual is the reason her mom doesn't believe her.

by lalala45677 June 9, 2010

Cried

something that happens when you laugh so much tears actually come out of your face

"The look on her face was so funny i cried!"

by mima182 March 27, 2009