When a person cracks a joke, or says something ridiculous, that really isn't funny at all, or is just really ridiculous, and every person surrounding him/her is in complete utter silent to the point where he/she can actually start to hear non-existing crickets.
Brian: Hey I know what I want to be when I grow up!!
Manager: What now Brian?
Brian: A soccer player!!
Manager: You don't even play soccer.... "cricket"
Manager: What now Brian?
Brian: A soccer player!!
Manager: You don't even play soccer.... "cricket"
by Supermarket Worker February 09, 2011
When you first get into a cold bed, under the covers and start rubbing your legs together to get warm
I'm doing the cricket
by warwagon1979 December 29, 2015
Alongside Rugby Union, cricket is the original Gentlemans Game. Requiring the most intense of concentration, batter's and fielder's may have to stand in the field for up to 5 days. Extremely difficult to perfect and enjoyed by 9 main nations, it is a time-honoured tradition enjoyed by many.
by ive-ree August 26, 2003
by Greg Hill March 30, 2004
People that make a ton of noise when you're not around, but get extremely hush hush when you are present. Hence running their mouths behind your back.
by making_haters_mad November 03, 2011
A subtle way to describe or insult a woman that is known for jumping from bed to bed, also known as a whore.
by Brisko53 October 12, 2010
A rather annoying insect that chirps and chirps and is great for keeping one up all night. The females have long ovipositors coming from their ass, and the males do not. Backward, isn't it?
by Kharisma December 15, 2003