cris

otherwise known as cristal. A type of champagne.

R. Kelly feat. Jay-Z

After the show it's the after party and
After the party is the hotel lobby and
After the Belve then it's probably Cris, and
After the original it was probably this (Fiesta)

by Ryan April 09, 2003

Cried

something that happens when you laugh so much tears actually come out of your face

"The look on her face was so funny i cried!"

by mima182 March 26, 2009

Cris

Cris is Melvin’s boyfriend, well because they are Mooks and they tickle dicks.

Cris your a Mook ya Mook

by Fat baby Jenkins April 19, 2020

Cris

An amazing person who will always be there for you. A very funny guy with the best personality. He has great hair and a very great body. He has great looks even if he doesn’t see it himself. Cris is someone who you can easily fall in love with and want to spend the rest of your life with. He will always do the most for you and he is an angel for that. He is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet and you will never want to lose him. He is the best boyfriend ever and will always love you for who you are. Don't ever lose that because you wont find someone better than Cris. He has amazing eyes that you can just stare at and fall asleep too, his voice is very calming and something you’d want to listen to 24/7.

Cris is the love of my life

by marilovescris November 23, 2020

cris

The cool term for meth at a party.

" Pardon me, would you happen to have some cris"

by ricky belton March 31, 2007

CRI

Someone with Cranial Rectal Inversion

Someone who can't figure out the simplest of things has CRI

by Goodster October 03, 2008

Cris

An unusually hard penis
what i get when i look down abe's mom's shirt

"dude i had a cris when i banged abes mom"
"yeah i had a cris once it actually hurt"

by Cris Mendez December 24, 2008