Crete is a guy who despite being in college looks 16. He's blonde and looks like he uses a bowl to style his hair. Can't talk to girls and will stare at you multiple times instead of talking. He's sporty and smart and always hangs around his "homeboys". He has a nice smile (should smile more), surprisingly muscular, and nice when talked to (he won't speak unless spoken to)
by duckduck04 November 30, 2023
Get the Cretemug.