creepiness ratio

The ratio that determines if a relationship between two people is creepy, based on their ages.

The ratio is (Age/2)+7 for minimal age, and (Age-7)*2 for maximum age.

The creepiness ratio does not work below 14, and does not exclude other limitations on age limits.

At age 24, the creepiness ratio allows dating someone between 19 and 34.

At age 34, the creepiness ratio allows dating someone between 24 and 54.

by the_anonymous_coward January 26, 2010

Creepic

Taking a sneaky pic of the boy for your mom so she can creep on social media and see what he is like

to my daughter "take a creepic of him so I can look him up to see if he is a serial killer or if he will have beautiful babies".

by tryxii32 February 25, 2019

Christmas creeping

The physical actions taken to start the Christmas Creep phenomenon; such as playing commercials and printing advertisements with a Christmas theme.

The Christmas creeping's begun this year; just heard a commercial with jingle bells.

by BackupMcGee October 4, 2010

Crosswalk Creeping

The act of slowing pulling one's car forward into the pedestrian crosswalk while parked at a red light, for the purpose of preempting a green light.

The driver in the Civic became so impatient with the long red light, he began crosswalk creeping to trigger the green light and ended up bumping Jason who was crossing the street to go to lunch.

by cgirl71 August 30, 2011

creeping

Following what is going on in someone's life by watching their status messages on Instant Messengers such as MSN, and their updates to their social networking profiles on websites like Facebook or MySpace. Akin to stalking in the real world, but usually done to people who are your friends that would normally share this information with you, however you're just too busy to keep up conversation with them.

I see you've got a new cat, dumped your girlfriend, moved to a new apartment, had a fight with your sister, and your goldfish died. Yes, it's true, I've been creeping you, just been so busy with finals that I haven't had a chance to call or write until now.

by CA34Chris May 27, 2007

Creepin'

The act of scrolling through pictures, wall-to-walls, videos, and general information on facebook profiles of people whom one would not normally talk to in person.

While creepin' last night I discovered he likes to wear makeup... weird.

by TrailMixx July 7, 2009

creepinteresting

A term used to describe an awkward situation where one feels slightly creeped out, but not to its entirety. Therefore, the situation at hand becomes creepy and interesting at the same time. VOILA! CREEPINTERESTING!

Whats up with that face your making? Its hella creepinteresting!

by hellablonde June 5, 2011